1. cat story of the day

    Stinky got scared by the neighbors making some noise in the hallway, hid behind the dryer and couldn’t get back out. I was in the kitchen at the time and didn’t realize he was back there. I passed the washer/dryer and saw Pig sitting on top, but that’s nothing unusual so I didn’t think much of it.

    Apparently, Pig decided to attempt a rescue, but since it’s Pig and he’s defective in every way possible, this ended with him falling behind the dryer and getting stuck right along with Stinky. It was the sound of him falling back there that got my attention.

    Since the dryer can only be pulled out so far (major design flaw, apartment people) and my husband can’t fit behind it, it was up to me to climb back there and rescue the two idiots. And fix the dryer hose thingie that they knocked loose. All with a raging migraine.

    These fucking cats, y’all.

     
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  3. 00:12

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    Tags: lololololololololol

    dajo42:

    dajo42:

    harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”

    teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”

    [albus arrives at hogwarts]

    albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew”

    neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”

     
  4. 11:23 29th Jul 2014

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    Tags: stitch fix

    God, I love Stitch Fix. Clothes show up on my doorstep and I didn’t have to do any shopping myself? Fucking brilliant.

    Bought a new tank top and a pair of skinny jeans. Both black, because my stylist gets me.

    Referral link if you wanna try it out yourself.

     
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    Tags: Guillermo del Toro

    robertkazinsky:

    Film Meme: directors (7/7)

    It’s important for little girls to know not every story has to be a love story and for boys to know that soldiers aren’t the only ones to triumph in war. - Guillermo del Toro

     
  6. 23:09 27th Jul 2014

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    (Source: drunkonstephen)

     
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    jeanmarcoing:

    did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

    (Source: lolgifs.net)

     
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    130186:

Dolce & Gabbana S/S 2014

I miss my platinum hair. :(

    130186:

    Dolce & Gabbana S/S 2014

    I miss my platinum hair. :(

     
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    obfuscatingdeity:

    qoyqoyi:

    cinematicnomad:

    apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

    this gives me hope.

    mara wilson is also the faceless old woman who lives in your home, so you know she’s got your best interests at heart

     
  11. image: Download

    Spot-on recommendation, tumblr.

    Spot-on recommendation, tumblr.

     
  12. (Source: Spotify)

     
  13. Not to sound arrogant, but every time I read the news my train of thought inevitably leads to how much smarter I am than most people.

     
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    Tags: you aren't wonder womanyou're an imposter

    image: Download

    face-down-asgard-up:

theuppitynegras:

maghrabiyya:

thebigblackwolfe:

note-a-bear:

swampmermaids:

softboycollective:

parteira:

fuckyouwhiteboy:

majiinboo:

This is who they have playing as Wonder Woman 😒

WTF

the only wonder woman i recognize is gina torres and/or laverne cox.
and lucy lawless.

the tags literally say “weareright” and “loveidf” fascism is so creepy

YOUR NEW WONDER WOMAN

…..I didn’t like her before and now I’m fucking LIVID

Fuck her and this trash ass movie.

laverne cox is the only wonder woman

well I know what movie I won’t be seeing

i already knew it was gonna be garbage but this is extra ugh

"weareright" "coexistance"

    face-down-asgard-up:

    theuppitynegras:

    maghrabiyya:

    thebigblackwolfe:

    note-a-bear:

    swampmermaids:

    softboycollective:

    parteira:

    fuckyouwhiteboy:

    majiinboo:

    This is who they have playing as Wonder Woman 😒

    WTF

    the only wonder woman i recognize is gina torres and/or laverne cox.

    and lucy lawless.

    the tags literally say “weareright” and “loveidf” fascism is so creepy

    YOUR NEW WONDER WOMAN

    …..
    I didn’t like her before and now I’m fucking LIVID

    Fuck her and this trash ass movie.

    laverne cox is the only wonder woman

    well I know what movie I won’t be seeing

    i already knew it was gonna be garbage but this is extra ugh

    "weareright" "coexistance"

     
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    Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers (x)

    (Source: rubyredwisp)