1. So I watched (part of) that Avril Lavigne video everyone’s talking about, and now I have that atrocious song stuck in my head.

    God damn you, Interwebs.

  2. 18:35 23rd Apr 2014

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    What also chaps my ass, some of these churches, have the high horse that they get on and say ‘we as a church do not believe in that’. Which one of these motherfuckers talked to God and God said that same-sex marriage was a no can do? Can you verify? Can you give me some background on that 411?

    Stone Cold Steve Austin

    I really couldn’t give a fuck about wrestling, but this quote made me laugh.

  3. 15:32

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    Reblogged from therisingtithes



    John Scalzi gets it.

    "… the point isn’t ‘ALL men are menaces to women’. The point is ‘ALL women have been menaced by men’." 

    That is the highest point of this for me. 

  4. I need a haircut so badly, I’m practically counting down the seconds until my hair appointment on Thursday.

    I look like I’ve been living in a world without scissors or mirrors for the past 10 years.

  5. 16:25

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    Reblogged from crookedinspiration

    Tags: always reblog

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  6. 14:13

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    so cute

    (Source: kinghudson)

  7. 14:10

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    Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
    Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
    You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
    If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
    It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
    Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
    Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
    Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
    You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
    It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
    Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
    Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
    Good doctors listen more than they talk.
    You can’t fix a burned roux.
    Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
    Measure twice, cut once.
    Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
    If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
    You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
    There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
    Kindness is not weakness.
    Baking soda is not baking powder.
    Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
    Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
    Appropriate footwear is always key.
    You can absolutely be too forgiving.
    Real humor punches up, not down.
    Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
    There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
    Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
    You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
    You can always come home again.
    But it won’t be the same.
    Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
    Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.
  8. 14:04

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    Reblogged from unimpressedcats



I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping



    I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

    Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

    (Source: kittiezandtittiez)

  9. 13:59

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    AMERICANS: name every canadian province





    free medicine?



    Maple Syrup

    (Source: mawiler)

  10. 22:36 21st Apr 2014

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  11. 22:31

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    ϟ The Magic Begins Challenge: Most Powerful Quote / Favourite Lines

    The Ministry has fallen. Scrimgeour is dead. They are coming.

  12. 16:57

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    image: Download


The best comment I’ve seen all day


    The best comment I’ve seen all day

  13. 16:29

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  15. 15:29

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    Reblogged from caddy-smellsliketrees

    And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.

    (Source: supermans)