Stinky got scared by the neighbors making some noise in the hallway, hid behind the dryer and couldn’t get back out. I was in the kitchen at the time and didn’t realize he was back there. I passed the washer/dryer and saw Pig sitting on top, but that’s nothing unusual so I didn’t think much of it.
Apparently, Pig decided to attempt a rescue, but since it’s Pig and he’s defective in every way possible, this ended with him falling behind the dryer and getting stuck right along with Stinky. It was the sound of him falling back there that got my attention.
Since the dryer can only be pulled out so far (major design flaw, apartment people) and my husband can’t fit behind it, it was up to me to climb back there and rescue the two idiots. And fix the dryer hose thingie that they knocked loose. All with a raging migraine.
These fucking cats, y’all.