January 2012
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Things I'd like to do before the world ends in...
AKA New Year’s Resolutions.  Give up caffeine. Move. Buy grown-up furniture and decorate my (new) place. Yoga at least a few times a week. Work more vegetables into my diet (without deep frying them). 1 book/week. Work on my French and Russian.
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Got 10 perfume samples. Tried 9. Liked 1.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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I wish E! still aired Mysteries and Scandals. 
Dec 30th
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reblog if you're sickeningly fucking gorgeous
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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What Kind of D&D Character Would You Be? →
whineandbeer: I can’t believe everyone else is a human but me*! I got Lawful Neutral Elf Ranger, 3rd Level. I don’t know anything about D&D but I suspect all of those designations are hilarious. And elf who is also a ranger? Is that, like, Legolas? Do I get to stare dreamily into the middle distance and murmur, “A diversion…”? Or am I committing a huge crime against nerdkind by drawing a...
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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I never sound more Southern than after a phone conversation with my mom. 
Dec 28th
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Looking into botoxing the shit out of my face to get these migraines under control. 
Dec 27th
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I need someone to come feed me while my nail polish is drying.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Wait, so…we’re going to pretend that Ron Paul’s racism has no bearing on any of his other policies? Shit like this is why I’ve been away from my political blog so much. I already feel like drinking. 
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Dec 25th
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I’ve only been awake for 6 hours and I’m already exhausted. Stupid sinus infection is draining my energy.  Potatoes are almost done, chicken is in the oven, cornbread is already being devoured. I still have to email gift certificates (real holiday shopping is for chumps), return some emails and clean my kitchen. Not bad, but I really just want a nap. 
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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My life would be considerably less stressful if I never had to talk on the phone. 
Dec 24th
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I hate the holidays.
Dec 24th
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Why, yes, I did just spend the entire evening playing Civilization V instead of doing anything productive. 
Dec 23rd
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Christmas Eve dinner menu
Since I already did the traditional turkey dinner for Thanksgiving, we’re going more casual and Southern for Christmas.  Coca-Cola glazed chicken wings (for husband) Oven-baked chicken nuggets (for me) Baker’s potatoes with bacon, broccoli and onions Cornbread Sweet Charity pie Other things I’ll be cooking over the break: Shakshouka Pork loin with apples and potatoes ...
Dec 23rd
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Whenever I read nonfiction books about war, I get the urge to play Civilization V and take over the world.  Let there never be any doubt that I am, in fact, an American. 
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Have you read more than 6 of these books? The BBC... →
mindbabies: girl-non-grata: Post edited for brevity; click link to see previous reblogs. I’m posting this partly as a reminder of books I need to still read. (Every time I walk into a bookstore, my mind goes blank.) The books I’ve already read are in bold. 1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen 2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien 3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte 4 Harry Potter series 5 To Kill a...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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After reading this, I suddenly feel better about my inability to sleep like a normal person. 
Dec 22nd
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Husband: You coming to bed? I set an alarm so we don't sleep in too late.
Me: What time did you set it for?
Husband: 9:30
Me: *snorts*
Husband: What?
Me: You do realize it's like, 5 AM right now, right?
Husband: Yeah, but this way we don't end up sleeping all day. We can get up in the morning and go out for breakfast.
Me: Uh huh...
Husband: What?
Me: Good luck with that.
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 19th
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Sleep for 4 hours, wake up, eat trail mix, clean a bunch of unnecessary stuff off hard drive, go back to sleep? Totally normal. Later, y’all.
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dear everyone on every "true" ghost story show...
Those “orbs”? That’s dust. Clean your fucking house and you’ll no longer be haunted. 
Dec 18th
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Re-watching Arrested Development.
Dec 18th
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I've had this open in a tab for the past week,... →
Dec 18th
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unfuckwithable replied to your post: I’m so glad I’m not alone in my hatred of the… SEASONS ARE AWESOME DON’T YOU EVER TALK THAT WAY ABOUT THEM AGAIN, CARA :((((((((((((((((((((( OH NO, I OFFENDED CANADA.
Dec 18th
Christmas cookies all night.
Dec 18th
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